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Post by reeddragon on Jul 21, 2011 16:12:26 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 24, 2011 18:57:43 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 24, 2011 20:44:44 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating
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Post by iscourge on Aug 13, 2011 10:10:42 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a
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Post by reeddragon on Aug 13, 2011 16:23:04 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion
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Post by iscourge on Sept 3, 2011 11:45:16 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went
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Post by vinestar12 on Sept 3, 2011 12:01:20 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds.
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Post by reeddragon on Sept 3, 2011 13:14:23 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered
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Post by iscourge on Sept 21, 2011 10:11:56 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered a big whopper
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Post by reeddragon on Sept 21, 2011 14:45:43 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered a big whopper with bigger fries
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Post by Warg on Nov 23, 2011 9:39:00 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered a big whopper with bigger fries and chocolate sundaes.
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Post by reeddragon on Dec 7, 2011 18:40:22 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered a big whopper with bigger fries and chocolate sundaes. But instead of
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Post by iscourge on Jun 7, 2012 15:03:31 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered a big whopper with bigger fries and chocolate sundaes. But instead of eating it all,
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Post by reeddragon on Jun 9, 2012 4:32:29 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted so the wolf stopped. Then he hugged the crab and told him he would try to make it all fit in some other time. The crab cheered and the wolf helped him make water pies! Than they made mud brownies, than the tide came in and washed them away. Than a sandollar had washed near the wolf, but since the crab hated sandollers he threw it and the wolf then walk away.
Going back to the farmer to eat him because he would not feed him before. Now as the farmer was farming , the wolf, who was angry, began to growl at him, hackles raised and teeth bared. The farmer screamed and soiled himself when he saw the angry wolf. Throwing up his arms, he sobbed and begged to spare his life. The wolf was not feeling merciful and ate him in one gulp. The wolf then felt really fat so he exercised by eating chicken and fried beans. He was so flatulent after, that he almost died and went to wherever wolves go. But that didn't happen so wolf didn't worry about that. Instead he worried about eating himself into a big, fat oblivion so he went to a McDonalds. Then he ordered a big whopper with bigger fries and chocolate sundaes. But instead of eating it all, he shoved it
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