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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 16:04:13 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 16:09:08 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 16:12:19 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 16:14:18 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead,
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 16:18:22 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 16:21:30 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 16:28:37 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 16:30:53 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 16:36:20 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 17:09:56 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies!
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 20:27:21 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 20:31:01 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 20:31:50 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the
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Post by reeddragon on Jul 8, 2011 20:33:18 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny
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Post by Sandtiger on Jul 8, 2011 20:37:47 GMT -8
There once was a young wolf who ate pies. But all the berries went missing so he couldn't make more pies! So the wolf went on a long walk to find more berries. But there were sparrows about to dance to disco so he joined in and had basketballs thrown at him by the bears next door. In their pajamas. Then a fox in a sombrero sung about enchiladas in the rain, than lightning hit the bears and turned to charcoal.
"Woo-hoo!" the wolf chanted, then he went in search of more berries. The farmer that grew the berries lived just south of the wolf's home, and he didn't like the lack of pie-making. So he handed the berries over to the wolf.
Unfortunately, life had been so bad for the berries that one day they devoured each other and the rabbits that tried to stop them, so they tasted other things like stinky brown stuff, than they barfed.
The wolf was really disgusted and decided to find something to eat. Some apples, perhaps. Than a miracle! Cinnamon rained down and the wolf collected as much of it as he could for he could fatten his apple pies and get fat. Then his dreams came true and pies randomly appeared and he ate them all, gaining so much weight the ground collapsed and the wolf fell into a chasm. There he explored the underground and saw worms! Giant, spiky, purple, ugly, gross worms! He turned and ran away screaming. This hurt the worms emotionally and they cried until they exploded. Then the wolf vomited cause he was covered in worm goop. Than he discovered a crystal that made him crave steamed carrots and chocolate sundaes. He then searched for those items. He didn't hear the giant T-rex calling his name. So the T-rex bopped him on the head and scolded him for not replying.
The T-rex popped like a banana through the ceiling leaving the wolf there. He climbed up so he could escape the underground and go sleep. He reached the sea after walking and swam toward a small island. A crab welcomed the fat wolf. Sand pies were there, but the wolf was full and didn't want to explode. Instead, he instantly slept.
Then the crab cried because the wolf didn't eat any of his world-famous sand pies! Than the wolf woke up and laughed because the crab looked funny but the crab pouted
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